acheronparthenopaeus
acheronparthenopaeus:

semicolson:

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

You know he’s gonna spend $1500 on getting fucked up.

What makes you think he will? Maybe he might use it for something useful and positive in his life or for someone else who is in need

acheronparthenopaeus:

semicolson:

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

You know he’s gonna spend $1500 on getting fucked up.

What makes you think he will? Maybe he might use it for something useful and positive in his life or for someone else who is in need